PSA: Bananas Are Safe. Encourage Your Children to Practice Healthy Behaviors
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What. Did. I. Do? Sometimes I should put things down, take two steps back, and walk away. I don't know what happened. I was too baked and had a bad plan with an overly complicated setup. Why did I go with so many folds? Also, that jazz album... bit much. Though I kind of want to hear it again to see if it has the same effect. Too baked. Too baked for cake. Damn is ugly. I should have known when I tried to pencil the value sketch. My eyes couldn't keep up with the folds. When it came to paint time... 500 paint error: I have no muscle memory and the muscles-brain network was clogged.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. February 12, 2026 (ABF Newswire) If you hear your teens talking about bananas more than usual, they may be referring to a new delinquent trend. Don't worry, it's a wholesome activity and should be encouraged. It's safe. It's not chips, dips, chains, whips, or candle wax on the nipples. Nor is it Satan worship, certainly not Dungeons and Dragons.
What does "banana car" or "spud mobile" mean when you overhear your teen say it? If you've ever seen the 1980's buddy cop comedy Beverly Hills Cop, you should have an idea. Thanks to social media, it's now popular with the youth to shove objects up the tailpipes of expensive cars. Bonus points if they implement a stick to shove the rag or other object deep in the exhaust to better hide it. This act causes the engine to stall and sputter out when the car is started.
Next time your teen and his friends want to go to the upper side golf course or walk around the valet lot of a 5-star restaurant to admire expensive cars, acquiesce to their requests. Because bananas and spuds and rags can be safe and fun for the whole family.