A Billion Fists, where I imagine avarice has a price as I practice a craft.

Third attempt at a watercolor of a grazing pasture I pass by frequently. Picture taken in late summer. This version is pen and ink with watercolor where I went way too heavy on the watercolor and it ended up muted, muddy mess of greens.

Forgot the Body, a Watercolor of a Grazing Pasture

I pass by a beautiful grazing pasture with a small river frequently and, ever since taking up art, have wanted to paint it. This is my third attempt. I still have a lot of practice to do. Back to the original, did I intend to paint this pasture with the forethought it'd go on this site and be related with a story about wealthy death? No. And that's okay, too; my site, my rules.

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A couple of watercolor sketches of people holding a flaming Molotov cocktail. One of a dark dressed guy in a hoodie. The other a baby in a stoller with mom kneeling next to her.

Neighborhood Molotov Cocktail Stand a Success

A neighborhood lemonade stand manned by children who sell Molotov cocktails. That was the idea. I initially tried and failed because complex scenes are beyond me. And that's okay, because I'll try again. Such as with the watercolor of matches which are an integral part of arming any Molotov cocktail. Then, a couple of months later, some watercolor sketches of people holding flaming bottles. Are they awesome? No. That stroller in the new version is WAY better than the stroller in the original. And that I am happy about.

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Watercolor of a flight of stairs with a burnt ashy mark on one of the landing ones. A green border wall in the background with faceless heads in the far background.

I Pick Boring Subjects. Here's Some Stairs with Faceless Heads and Some Ash.

I guess this is more a practice of patience than anything interesting. The story was stuck in my head. I had to go with stairs at a gala type of event. And it's obvious from the noodly ascending lines for stairs there's room for improvement. Not that I want to draw technical stairs. There's visual tricks to make things in the distance a bit abstract, less defined, yet still obvious as to what it is. Things to learn.

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Watercolor of a woodsy path with a grassy field on the right separated by a knotty wooden picket fence. Second attempt.

So Many Woodsy Greens; The Greens Won. And a Small-Town Wedding No More

When I look at some of the "simpler" watercolor nature paintings, I think "that's not so hard." And then I try it. And realize that "simple" isn't easy. I knew this, though. It's the brush strokes, they look like something I can ape. Two different greens next to each other give depth to a patch of grass, yet I try and it gets muddy somehow. Technique. Don't have it yet.

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A watercolor of the elevator from 'The Shining' before the doors opened and blood came out. This version has the bottom elements fading downward, somewhat of a melting look of the chairs and black panel walls falling through the floor. Not very good interpretation.

Add Interiors to the Things I Have Trouble Painting. And an Elevator Attendant's First Day.

Sometimes I get an idea in my head and I see it through despite the idea's shortcomings. Like these attempts at "The Shining" elevator without the blood. How hard can painting an interior setting be? Well, shit. Three tries and I gave up. Not that I want to throw any of these away, no. They're going to the island of misfit artworks, like so many others.

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Black and white graphite drawing of a whale tail breaching the ocean with a boat in the distance. A water brush was applied over the carbon pencil to produce smoother textures.

When a Tree Looks Like a Whale Tail, a Tale Can Be Told

After a recent video watch of using a water brush with a mix of permanent and non-permanent fountain pen inks, and then another video demonstrating a water brush with a carbon pencil, I ended up with some sketches. And the charcoal tree looked like a whale tail. Naturally, I had to try to sketch a whale tail breaching the brine. And then came the inspiration about our oceanic mammalian brethren.

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Third attempt at a watercolor of a gloomy Shetland seaside picture I found in a Shetland knits book. This one done in a watercolor book and spans both the left and right pages. Still didn't capture the gloomy overcast scene. I did get to use a new lavender color for the sky in all versions, which was fun.

Watercolor Seaside Photo Practice Builds Confidence, and Buoyant Bodies Float Better

I took advantage of extra free time over an Easter weekend to practice back-to-back watercolors of the same scene. Three versions. Three times the practice. These are done from a reference photo of a seaside scene from a book about Shetland knits. Yes, it would be way cooler to be en plein air at the scene. The source image was gloomy and gray, quite calm, actually. A fitting scene to imagine a story of a bloated billionaire's corpse gently bumped against shoreline rocks by calm waves.

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A couple of watercolor sketches of a city skyline using descending opacity and grayscale rectangles for buildings on top of a blue to yellow gradient background. Really messy rectangles. A bit childish looking.

Cityscape Painting Isn't as Easy as I Imagined. And an Infinity Pool's Last Swim

AI slop permeates through online image searches and it gets difficult sourcing images. There are still amazing artists who share their craft. I thank them. Click that YouTube link, "Easy Cityscape Watercolor". Watch it. Think, "that doesn't look too difficult." Try it. "Shit. It's not that easy." What is easy? Working an Archer quote into the inspirational story.

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A couple of watercolor sketches of lawn darts. The first one is a group of jarts with dabs of green to simulate grass. The dabs of green didn't wor out. The second one is a couple of figures in a yard throwing lawn darts. It's a bit flat, too dark and not enough shadows, and a solid attempt that I don't mind.

Lawns Darts, aka Jarts, Are Fun and Mostly Safe for Events with Family, Friends, and Coworkers

Oh the rush of group lawn darts. Stand in a circle facing outward and, at the same time, all yeet the jarts into the sky as high as possible. Then run to all corners of the compass. Fun. Almost dropping the cell phone in the toilette gets the heart up, but not like running from metal darts falling from the sky in unknown trajectories. Sometimes low tech is best tech.