Crypto Farmer Skydives Without Parachute, Dies
MIAMI, FLORIDA, December 28, 2025 (ABF Newswire) – Wealthy cypto exchange executive and self-proclaimed "crypto farmer" died on impact with the Earth when he dropped out of a plane with no parachute.
Doug Costen was on the flight for his first solo jump. "He was there one minute and then not," quipped Doug to reporters. "It's a shame to waste a jump on such a beautiful sunet."
The deceased's company was recently under investigation for illegal use of customer funds. Earlier this week the investigation was quietly closed by the Justice Department with no comment.
Sean Dallion, one of the skydiving instructors jumping that day, shared "Gorgeous sunset dive today. If the bit of stock I own in that dead dude's company gets a bump from the news, it'll make may day even better." Already boyoued by the quelled investigation, Wall Street further rewarded the deceased's company on news of the sudden leadership change. The stock closed up +1.3% today.