Cleaning Bag Caused A Casualty
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Cleaning Bag Caused A Casualty, AI Stock Rises

ABF Newswire: December 28, 2025

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, December 28, 2025 (ABF Newswire) Police have found the suspect in the death of a local billionaire: a cleaning bag from Don's Dry Cleaning, a local five-star rated cleaning service.

Abby Townsend was one of the staff present when the body was found. "My first thought was, 'How'd that happen?'" After a brief pause, she added, "I didn't complete the day's work. Hope that's okay. I mean, it's not like HR went over what to do when a client dies during your service."

"I wonder, my employer invests in each client's company stock when there's an option to do so, and they're not too evil, of course, and the year's gains are shared with staff as bonuses. You think this client's death will affect the stock?" mused Abby.

Police investigators reconstructed the scene with the help of Abby's knowledge. The toxicology report listed ketamine in the man's system. They determined that the offending cleaning bag blew off a table when Abby was closeting the cleaned clothes. An air current carried it to the deceased and suffocated him while he was under the influence. An accidental death by suffocation due to a random, airborne cleaning bag.

The deceased's AI company was recently under litigation from parents groups because the company's chat software encouraged some teens to commit suicide. The company lawyers argued the litigation was against the terms of service and the lawsuit was dismissed.

News of the death excited Wall Street. Investors, thrilled at the dynamic leadership shakeup, propelled the stock to a +5% gain.

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