Well, Something Killed That Billionaire
NEW YORK, NEW YORK, December 25, 2025 (ABF Newswire) Unexplained circumstances is the leading cause of death for a local billionaire found in his palatial upstate mansion this morning.
Speaking to reporters, the lead detective offered a cryptic and terse statement. "Until we know more about why and how the body was found, we're head down working the case."
The deceased founded a private equity firm that was on a recent run of buying out local veterinary clinics across the nation. Under new management, the clinics would generate more profit for the private equity firm by increasing costs and lowering expenses, usually sacrificing quality of service in the process.
Editor's Note: 2025-12-25T16:45: This story will be updated as relevant details become available.