Don't Miss the Lobster Bisque, It's a Patron Favorite at Chez Wee Bee
SAN FRANCSICO, CALIFORNIA, December 10, 2025 (ABF Newswire) – A billionaire MLM couple were stabbed at Chez Wee Bee this evening. The man bled out at the scene and the wife is in critical condition with deep lacerations to the face and neck. The waitstaff serving the table, Danica and Sandy, were clearing the couple's plates when they both stumbled and accidentally stabbed the couple repeatedly with dirty steak knives from the table.
After speaking with the complimentary grief counseling provided by the SFPD, Danica and Sandy seemed chipper. "That couple has, oh, I mean had, a credit line and we'll still get tipped out," Sandy responded to reporters when asked how she felt about the incident.
"Have you tried their lobster bisque?" Kevin Nelson questioned back to reporters when greeting them on his way out. "That touch of saffron is the fucking bomb."
Chez Wee Bee's owner, Robert Walker, was equally unphased by the incident. "I'll file a wealthy patron premature death claim and we'll be fine. We even have a tip rider so the waitstaff are properly compensated for any physical and emotional pain."
The wealthy couple where publically known for their MLM empire, inherited by the husband. They were also active political insiders with an influential public relations company and a religious philanthropy, both of which they employed to lobby politicians and shape national messaging. The recent FTC ruling relaxing what disclosures an MLM needs to provide to recruits was aided by this couple's actions.