Blooming Desert Flower and A Space Tourist's Last Ride by a Long Shot
ARIZONA, December 04, 2025 (ABF Newswire) Randy Mazurek didn't expect to bag a billionaire when sighting in his rifle and that's exactly what happened.
According to his own account, Randy, training for an upcoming long range rifle competition, was perched on a ridge with his rifle for target practice. A sudden involuntary sneeze at the exact wrong moment triggered a round to fire off toward the landing sight of a space capsule which had just landed. For the poor billionaire who stepped out of the capsule at the wrong time, a quick death as the bullet ripped through his chest.
"I pick that spot because there's some lovely cacti that I sometimes catch during a bloom. Like today!" Randy shared. "After the shot, I slung my rifle and headed down to the scene. The security detail were obviously startled and had their weapons out and pointed in the general direction of where I was. Thankfully, they didn't see me as a threat."
Dominic Townsend, head of the space tourist company's security, greeted Randy with a grin and commented "you bagged a billionaire."
"Accidentally," Randy replied.
"Yes. Accidentally," reassured Dominic.
The investigation concluded that the death was an accident by stray bullet.
The deceased was an executive for a Silicon Valley surveillance company that recently won a US government defense contract. The company specializes in aggregating data about citizens – their banking and medical records, social media and web usage, profiles from data brokers... every digital footprint available – and gives governments an easy-to-use searchable database on any citizen. The company is praised by authoritarians and demonized by privacy and citizen rights groups.