Escort Leaves Dead Body, Feels Bad for the Cleaning Staff
Two versions of a modified "The Graduate" movie poster with Dustin Hoffman replaced by a room with a dead, slumped body.

Id and Ego Babble:

I'm afraid to try and fail and ruin a hobby I'm starting. Yes! To expend a lot of effort and feel it wasted might lead to discouragement. So I half ass these sketches. I also have some light shame butchering an iconic photo. I thought it was clever to replace Hoffman with a dead body. Well, yeah. Except the plots are polar opposite. Don't be so smart. Women are awesome is a fine plot reading into both the original movie and a plot about and escort accidentally suffocating their jerk of a client. I think we should focus on our artistic skills. Lame.

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  • Title: Escort Leaves Dead Body, Feels Bad for the Cleaning Staff
  • Meta Title: Escort Feels Bad About the Dead Body Left for Cleaning Service
  • Meta Description: Ever wonder if an escort snaps and kills their client because of their dumb requests? Yeah, me neither. This isn't about that. It's about how I struggle to draw from a concept that isn't clear in my head.
  • Meta Image: /assets/images/escort-leaves-a-present-for-cleaning-20260209-600x.jpg
  • Meta Image Alt: Two versions of a modified "The Graduate" movie poster with Dustin Hoffman replaced by a room with a dead, slumped body.
  • Layout: art.njk
  • Date: Thursday, December 11, 2025
  • Modified: Monday, February 09, 2026

Previous Versions

A couple of rough pencil sketches of a man laying on a bed seen from the back with the silhouette of a woman in the doorway in the background.

Id and Ego Babble:

I want to draw people in different styles, like a French Art Nouveau poster in this case. Good. Reach beyond my skills and try things. The composition needs work. I need to find some reference pieces so I can better stage the scene instead of trying to pull fuzzy and incomplete images from my head. It'll take time to envision and execute a completely imaginary work. I'll get there. But I'm impatient! Yes.

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Escort Feels Bad About the Dead Body Left for Cleaning Service

ABF Newswire: December 11, 2025

NEW YORK, NEW YORK, December 11, 2025 (ABF Newswire) Brittany (last name withheld) wasn't sure how to approach the hotel's cleaning staff to let them know about the mess she left in her client's room.

"'Hey, there's a dead body to clean up!' isn't something you spring on someone, ya know?" remarked Brittany. "At least there wasn't blood."

Brittany's recount to the police was terse. "It was the sitting on his face portion of his kink after we had finished the part where I tell him his farts don't stink as I tickle his bum with a feather. I guess wasn't paying attention and suffocated him."

The deceased's body was taken by the coroner and the cleaning crew only had to change the sheets. Police ruled the death an accidental suffocation.

The deceased was a wealthy food and supplement entrepreneur. His company was recently investigated for selling tainted baby formula with dangerously high levels of lead and mercury. When the investigation concluded, the fine worked out to about 1.65% of current revenue. The company's Q1 earnings reports are expected to show record profits.

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