Billionaire's Bunker Bash Gets a Suprise Murder Mystery
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Just because I start something right before bed and leave it doesn't mean I can't pick up where I left off. I was done. Sure, I punted the background... and wasn't careful about where I added wash. I thought some shadow between eyes and nose would help. I need to think through things. Maybe my impulsivity is a learning tool? Yea, stop being so impulsive and slow down.Undisclosed Bunker Location. June 22, 2026 (ABF Newswire) A tech billionaire was found dead in the master bedroom of his new palatial shelter during an "End of the World" bunker party. When the body was discovered by party goers, a snap murder mystery was spawned.
Based on eye witness accounts, about an hour into the festivities at the secluded and private underground estate, the host went missing. Which isn't an uncommon occurrence during a party — people come and go and steal in an out of rooms all the time. A couple looking for an intimate room first found the body in the master bedroom. And the couple alerted the other guests.
Initially, the party goers were confused by the lifeless body slumped over a desk in the bedroom. The chalky remains of a line of cocaine on the desk surface and rolled up bill had some thinking a drug overdose. Not to let the incident ruin a good time and coupled with the unknown nature of the death, an impromptu "Clue" murder mystery was suggested. One guest prompted a mobile AI app to generate a fun role playing scenario for the group and the party continued with the new murder mysterey theme.
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This is okay. Progress. I don't hate it. This might be one of the few times half-assing worked to my favor. I'm glad I didn't try to over do it with too much pen. Shh. I spent a lot of time deciding what not to do. And I like to lie to myself sometimes.Later investigation found the cause of death was due to carbon monoxide poisoning, likely due to a temporary glitch in the automated HVAC system that caused a buildup of the deadly orderless gas in the master bedroom. No foul play suspected, no charges filed.
The deceased was recently in the news when he shared to his socials that democracy in the United States of America would be improved if votes by the wealthy counted more than those of lesser privilege and luck, like poor people and retirees.
And about that murder mystery? For the curious, the murderer was Mrs. White with the lead piping in the kitchen.